These Anti-Trump Games are Perfect for Your 4th of July Party
- millennialtrash
- Jul 4, 2017
- 2 min read
This Fourth of July, many Americans are feeling, well... less than proud to be Americans. It’s hard to express your love for your country when it’s being run by orange Voldemort. It has been a tough 165 days -- not that we’re counting -- so maybe this Independence Day, a few of these anti-Trump party favors will help lift everyone’s spirits.
With its giant head and tiny hands, this piñata is almost a perfect likeness of our Commander and Chief. The only real difference is that this little guy is filled with candy -- not bullshit.
In this card game, the goal of each player is to collect enough bricks to build a wall bigly enough to keep out the “Bad hombres.” Each player earns bricks by answering Trump trivia questions, and by completing YUGE tasks with their tiny hands.
In this Cards Against Humanity like game, players respond to prompts like “As a businessman, Trump is best known for ___________,” with answers, such as “Hostile combovers.”
And if you’re thinking “Ok, but I need to make this shit last for the next four fucking fourth-of-Julys,” never fear! The creators of this game have already made an “Alternative Facts” expansion pack.
Last, but not least, this party game is a contemporary take on the classic “Pin the tail on the donkey,” but now there is a new ass in town, and he’s missing a hairpiece. Will guests be able to put the toupee directly on Trump’s noggin? (I mean, it shouldn’t be too difficult… most things seem to go over his head.)
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